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Cubicle’s Story

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Cubicle’s Story

Long, long ago, I lived at a feed store with a bunch of other fuzzy baby geese. The clerks there liked me the best because I was so friendly and I guess that’s why the Farm Manager picked me out. When she finished the rest of her shopping, she was surprised to find that the clerks had me out of the “going home” box, prancing around on the counter. They told her my name was Norman and they were all pleased that I was going to live at such a highfalutin establishment. They put Cubicle into the box with me, and anyway that’s how we ended up at Stacy’s Funny Farm. Read the rest of this entry

Norman’s Nonsense 16 – June-uary is here

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Norman’s Nonsense 16 – June-uary is here

It’s June. In the Pacific Northwest, we call it “June-uary.” Read the rest of this entry

Norman’s Nonsense 7 – Naughty or Nice?

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Norman’s Nonsense 7 – Naughty or Nice?

The Farm Manager staggered out to feed us this morning, looking down at her shoes, muttering something about a naughty rabbit and new shoelaces.
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Norman’s Nonsense 6 – Stragglers

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Norman’s Nonsense 6 – Stragglers

I have an easy job. I watch my flock, honk at the moon, and write an occasional blog post.
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Norman’s Nonsense 5 – Indoor Recess

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Norman’s Nonsense 5 – Indoor Recess

It rained today. It rained yesterday. It rained the day before that. It rained for the two weeks before that. And if the rain wasn’t bad enough on its own, the sheep got indoor recess again today. Read the rest of this entry