Category Archives: Norman’s Nonsense

Norman’s Nonsense 30 – Ducks or Drakes

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Norman’s Nonsense 30 – Ducks or Drakes

The new ducks are kind of weird. For one thing, white is not a good color in this muddy habitat. For another thing, they are awfully slow to learn the routine. Third, they are some kind of duck/pig hybrid. I’ve never seen such voracious waterfowl! Fourth, are they ducks or drakes? Read the rest of this entry

Norman’s Nonsense 29 – Strangers in the Bully Pen

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Norman’s Nonsense 29 – Strangers in the Bully Pen

Yesterday, the Farm Manager burst through the back door with a stranger carrying a couple of big plastic containers. I was hoping it was lettuce or trimmings from the grocery store, but then the stranger dumped three big white ducks out of those containers into the bully pen. And then he left.

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Norman’s Nonsense 28 – The Fence

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Norman’s Nonsense 28 – The Fence

If the news is kind of old, is it still news? What is time, anyway? Does anybody really know what time it is?

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Norman’s Nonsense 27 – Uh oh

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Norman’s Nonsense 27 – Uh oh

The Farm Manager says I have failed to live up to my contractual obligations. She accused me of not writing enough blog posts! Read the rest of this entry

Norman’s Nonsense 26 – Bird Flu

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Norman’s Nonsense 26 – Bird Flu

I can’t even remember the last time we were allowed to go out to the backyard. We don’t even line up at the gate anymore. Read the rest of this entry