Cubicle’s Story

Long, long ago, I lived at a feed store with a bunch of other fuzzy baby geese. The clerks there liked me the best because I was so friendly and I guess that’s why the Farm Manager picked me out. When she finished the rest of her shopping, she was surprised to find that the clerks had me out of the “going home” box, prancing around on the counter. They told her my name was Norman and they were all pleased that I was going to live at such a highfalutin establishment. They put Cubicle into the box with me, and anyway that’s how we ended up at Stacy’s Funny Farm.

Norman’s Nonsense – 32 – The Vampire

If you don’t know about the three new ducks, then you must not live anywhere around here. They are big, they are blindingly white, and they are loud.

Norman’s Nonsense 31 – Drake Alert

Sunshine “Sunny” the Pekin drake

One of the new ducks- the drake- has now joined the general population. Sunny wandered around today, poking his bill into this and that, exploring. The girls are still in the Bully Pen.

Norman’s Nonsense 30 – Ducks or Drakes

The new ducks are kind of weird. For one thing, white is not a good color in this muddy habitat. For another thing, they are awfully slow to learn the routine. Third, they are some kind of duck/pig hybrid. I’ve never seen such voracious waterfowl! Fourth, are they ducks or drakes?

Norman’s Nonsense 29 – Strangers in the Bully Pen

Yesterday, the Farm Manager burst through the back door with a stranger carrying a couple of big plastic containers. I was hoping it was lettuce or trimmings from the grocery store, but then the stranger dumped three big white ducks out of those containers into the bully pen. And then he left.