Norman’s Nonsense 13 – The Big Fool

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Norman’s Nonsense 13 – The Big Fool

Don’t believe what they tell you. Rumors have been flying around about me, and I want to set the story straight.
The most important job I have around here is Lettuce Tester. That’s right. It’s an arduous job but someone has to do it.

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This one was good.

The Farm Manager traipses around with a head of romaine lettuce (sometimes two!) It falls out of her grip into little piles, here and there, willy nilly. The flock is eager to eat it up, so I have to work fast. As each big leaf drifts to the ground, I take a big bite out of each and every one. You can’t be too careful!

I’ve never actually found a bad leaf, but it could happen any day! So, this is the job I take most seriously. And now you know.

Foolishly reported,
Norman

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