Norman’s Nonsense 8 – Broken Sheep

The Farm Manager brags that she has the sheep beautifully trained. I think it’s the other way around.

Norman’s Nonsense 7 – Naughty or Nice?

The Farm Manager staggered out to feed us this morning, looking down at her shoes, muttering something about a naughty rabbit and new shoelaces.

Daily Drama 94 – Let’s Try This Again

Not many people continually compare their sheep to a capybara. Membership in this club is limited. Sheep will never have the cachet of a capybara, but they are friendly, entertaining, and nearly as destructive as a capybara.

Norman’s Nonsense 6 – Stragglers

I have an easy job. I watch my flock, honk at the moon, and write an occasional blog post.

Norman’s Nonsense 5 – Indoor Recess

It rained today. It rained yesterday. It rained the day before that. It rained for the two weeks before that. And if the rain wasn’t bad enough on its own, the sheep got indoor recess again today.