Something funny is happening around here. I think the guinea pigs are getting bigger!
This is me, Dobby, in my Halloween costume from a few years ago, I think it was 2011. It’s a pumpkin, and it fits me pretty well, I think.
You can see from this photograph that I’m very, very big. About the size of a train. So I’m not just any pumpkin, I’m one of those honkin’ huge squash that they put in the newspaper.
So you tell me, please, what in heck is going on with these guinea pigs? That’s my costume! THOSE ARE SOME HONKIN’ BIG GUINEA PIGS!
And what the HECK is that thing over there? A guinea pig version of The Wrong Trousers or something?
It isn’t just Stevie Ray, either. Look at Fred! He’s huge, too!
Easily as big as a train, wouldn’t you say?
Here’s our Birthday Boy, Carl! He just turned 8 years old!
Carl, how does it feel to be an eight year old codger?
Have a deliriously delightful halloween!